Attracting The Guys? Wait, What? What the hell do you know about being an attractive male?

It's only natural that people would call me out on my dating prospects. Anyone who asks me what I know about dating, I simply rebuke with "Enough to know what I want out of a lover."

Being in the dating world and finding true love in life is something I never ever take seriously in life. I've always thought life is WAY too short to be spent worrying. And I'm already worrying about things as it is!

Though in all truth? I can't say it doesn't matter how much " I " Know in dating as an individual. Attraction and emotions will always sway our judgement when attraction hits us in the face like an oak branch in the middle of a hurricane. But I take all that in good stride to just have fun with myself when I'm putting myself out on the map.

What do I gain from this website? What's it about?

Entertainment and insight on the dating world. A credible fella who's just as flawed as any other dude you see in the bar or pub who just wants to have a non-serious perspective in the dating world, and in life. Someone who doesn't flaunt a dating guru approach to the dating world like those yardtards who keep writing articles about how there's 9 different women who carry the money-sapping plague in condescending demeanor. Creative tidbits in the dating world that one can put to good use. And maybe some cake. And Dragons.

Because everyone loves dragons. And cake.

What do you know about dating girls? What love have you found in your life?

Apparently I'm one of those people who don't validate their love lives by segregating contacts into "friends" and "love interests," Namely due to the fact that I'm philosophical enough to believe that the kind of love ties that I develop people can't be labelled like most people would, as if they were employed full time at a sticker factory.

But trying not to bollock around the question, I'm honestly quite glad with the social ties I've found so far! I do get busy a lot these days trying to work full time, writing things and whatnot..

Can I ask you a question not answered here?

Absolutely. Anything, really! 

What's with the two dragons scampering gayly around the page?

When I was conceiving the idea of this website, I was originally thinking of a website that offered women a dating insight from a male perspective. When I completed it, it seemd WAY too corporate and straight faced. Given the layout of the website, people weren't lingering. People found the webpage boring.

So after a few iced teas of the Long Island variety, I came up with the idea of a girl dragon chasing a guy dragon on the page. And these two little characters stuck to me as a mascot since.

Do they have names?

Yes they do! Sparkies and Embra.

What's the deal with Embra Chasing Sparkies around?

Well, given that this is a dating oriented webpage, and that at the time I was still staggering around the room drunk like a zombie with a freeweight duct taped to it's skull, I was also watching Looney Tunes. Two Long Island Iced Teas will do that to ya. 

Remember back when PePe Lepew chased that french cat around the place like the bouncy black and white pervert that he is? During that episode, it had a reverse engineered scenario where the cat was chasing PePe around an island. So that kinda inspired me to make the two characters.

Of course, while they were inspired out of that rare massive drunken-ness, they still hold a place in my heart when I sobered up.

Actually, I think that was just regular Iced Tea.

Why Dragons?

Don't tell me you don't like frollicking dragons!

Did you draw them?

I didn't! A friend of mine as seen on the footer of the page, Whom I shall simply call Melissa, did them for me. When I conceived the idea of the mascot, She happily took the liberty of drawing out a design for them. Here was the original design for Embra.

I laughed wholeheartedly at the concept and just ran with it. Though Melissa gets all the credit for drawing the two. You can check out her webpage at www.bunnymilitia.com since fuzzy rabbits apparently make good soldiers. Or something. Iunno.

Though perhaps that I've got experience with art programs, chances are I might be doing some graphics myself! Whoo!

Do you intend to start a family? Get Married? Have kids?

That's a lot of heavyweight questions to saddle on a young guy who makes a living with simplistic jobs! That's like asking a newbie bartender to make 400 different drinks in one work shift without instructions!

But in all seriousness? I really wouldn't know how to deliver a straight up answer to such a deep question, or set of questions. I think it's better to enjoy my youth while I still can and learn everything I can about love and attraction.